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Three Remarks of Uncertain Consequence |
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Three Remarks of Uncertain Consequence |
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Days of ’49: A Postscript Arriving in Moscow that December Mao Zedong was overheard saying ‘I am here to do more than eat and shit.’ How wrong could Mao be not to guess his boghouse was bugged. His shit collected and analysed. End of Sino-Soviet pact due to low levels of amino acid and a lack of potassium which indicates a nervous disposition. At least that’s what the BBC had to say. Moscow made no comment and developments were left for another day. New Year Letter 2016 Tentative at ten to two a.m. just before death’s cousin mass hysteria shows up with a brochure entitled Extinction Coefficient. I once started to write a book of that name but we can’t always be going back to the womb or can we? It’s less than a month since the first Ginger Brit blasted off into space and that was only shortly after somebody told the Daily Star that Giant Rats Ate Our Xmas – and that was not so long after we heard how vultures are killed in the belief that ingesting their brains bestows special powers with the comment ‘This is very troubling for vultures.’ And now you’re telling me language is inadequate. Isn’t it not ‘in-’ but ‘over-’? Update on a Sheffield River & its Names ‘As for Porter Brook if it’s called a brook then it is a brook’ but does anyone know about some underground tanks built a few years ago somewhere right through at the back as it’s so off the normal routes someone dug a hole below Botanical Road to open up the culvert system so with a lode of iron ore in the mud near Wire Mill Dam it’s no surprise Okkerwater’s turned orange as admitted in some Council policy statements where it’s known as a ‘corridor’ although I’ve heard there’s some wildlife even so |
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