“I can tell by the look on your face that you’ve got ringworm”
—Van Morrison
I.
I am fascinated by the Fibonacci Sequence and all existence
your vagina scares me like a bird with a rocket in its ass
so you should eat crabgrass for me like it contains high quality meat
show me an open squirt neighborhood
I go there so I can scream
big fat steak taco at a Spanish chick
my best friend is Ashley Pookie Ass-Machine Teapot
with all of the ringworm all over me I felt bad and idiotic
solution? exaggerated job titles that pay shit
two words: lawn darts seance outtake squirting hairbrush nipples
strap-on dental insurance triage break-in smooch unemployment
what is that, the Fibonacci Sequence?
II.
two methods for generating the Fibonacci Sequence
1) with her monkey
2) up your ass
cosmonauts in a gigantic shaved catgirl colony
filter out small organisms in their thoraxes with a garden hose
their intestines behave like little angels
squirting out tiny blobs of sauce in microgravity
“hey man, I’m freezing my ass off in North Dakota right now
I saw The Vagina Monologues here”
“well, I am freezing my ass off in Boston
otherwise you know vagina schmagina”
some cats might be prone to freaking out
and squirting their filthy saliva in every direction
and yet for all this the countess is both
a lovely and a fascinating woman
III.
the Fibonacci Sequence is all-important in fully realizing
that a bag of purple M&Ms is really the menstruating vagina
it had bought bird calls and so much more in 1996
pictures of cats with ringworm (beautiful pictures)
I ended up eating straight chicken and squirting ketchup into my mouth
usually when I babysat her we would run around
on the beach throwing water balloons at each other
and all the other trappings of problem drinking
irrational numbers interactively kick outrageous amounts of ass
and were even exiting in a manner of urgency
or in a squirting/spraying manner
but have a nice enema sex medical free ass spanking
learning modeling and having to swim all the time
and squirting all over the pages of such magazines
as Smooth and Little in a calorie-heavy chamber
is just fun
add all the statements together for the sickest part
and you have a real experience
IV.
what does ringworm look like
why does my cat constantly lick its leg
to get Nazis removed
(in this way he sidesteps the obvious problem of the Fibonacci Sequence)
what Dickens novel features saber-toothed tigers in the urethra
are ringworm contagious
what does pda stand for
how long does it take for Paxil to work