Squirting Ringworm Taco

by K. Silem Mohammad

 

“I can tell by the look on your face that you’ve got ringworm”

—Van Morrison


I.

I am fascinated by the Fibonacci Sequence and all existence

your vagina scares me like a bird with a rocket in its ass

so you should eat crabgrass for me like it contains high quality meat


show me an open squirt neighborhood

I go there so I can scream

big fat steak taco at a Spanish chick


my best friend is Ashley Pookie Ass-Machine Teapot

with all of the ringworm all over me I felt bad and idiotic

solution? exaggerated job titles that pay shit


two words: lawn darts seance outtake squirting hairbrush nipples

strap-on dental insurance triage break-in smooch unemployment

what is that, the Fibonacci Sequence?



II.

two methods for generating the Fibonacci Sequence

1) with her monkey

2) up your ass


cosmonauts in a gigantic shaved catgirl colony

filter out small organisms in their thoraxes with a garden hose

their intestines behave like little angels

squirting out tiny blobs of sauce in microgravity


“hey man, I’m freezing my ass off in North Dakota right now

I saw The Vagina Monologues here”

“well, I am freezing my ass off in Boston

otherwise you know vagina schmagina


some cats might be prone to freaking out

and squirting their filthy saliva in every direction

and yet for all this the countess is both

a lovely and a fascinating woman



III.

the Fibonacci Sequence is all-important in fully realizing

that a bag of purple M&Ms is really the menstruating vagina

it had bought bird calls and so much more in 1996

pictures of cats with ringworm (beautiful pictures)


I ended up eating straight chicken and squirting ketchup into my mouth

usually when I babysat her we would run around

on the beach throwing water balloons at each other

and all the other trappings of problem drinking


irrational numbers interactively kick outrageous amounts of ass

and were even exiting in a manner of urgency

or in a squirting/spraying manner

but have a nice enema sex medical free ass spanking


learning modeling and having to swim all the time

and squirting all over the pages of such magazines

as Smooth and Little in a calorie-heavy chamber

is just fun

add all the statements together for the sickest part

and you have a real experience



IV.

what does ringworm look like

why does my cat constantly lick its leg

to get Nazis removed

(in this way he sidesteps the obvious problem of the Fibonacci Sequence)


what Dickens novel features saber-toothed tigers in the urethra

are ringworm contagious

what does pda stand for

how long does it take for Paxil to work



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